What a mistake! The white ones were like eating regurgitated toothpaste and the green ones were somehow worse. You know when you brush your teeth and then drink orange juice right afterwards? That was exactly what the orange one tasted like. I'm reevaluating all of my life choices that led me to this point. I told my kids not to eat them, not as a direction, but as a warning. I'd rather eat Eowyn's stew than eat these again.